DWM
Let the nonsense begin. Call in 'careless' to work, rip up the clothes, tie the pets up in the garage, gulp down a couple ladles of something labeled 'Blind Punch' in hastily-scrawled crayon. My divorce went through.
Who wants to come to a party? It just started 15 minutes ago in my head and will follow me around like a well-trained hound until it gets lost in a rubble somewhere late at night, wrapped in a newspaper. So come on over! I've got clean glasses, enough ice for snow cones, plenty of trash bags, a couple guitars, bail money and a fire escape in case things go awry.
Let me kiss your babies! Put another hole in the kazoo! Let's float the Hudson! Cue the Benny Hill theme song! I'm a free man!
Who wants to come to a party? It just started 15 minutes ago in my head and will follow me around like a well-trained hound until it gets lost in a rubble somewhere late at night, wrapped in a newspaper. So come on over! I've got clean glasses, enough ice for snow cones, plenty of trash bags, a couple guitars, bail money and a fire escape in case things go awry.
Let me kiss your babies! Put another hole in the kazoo! Let's float the Hudson! Cue the Benny Hill theme song! I'm a free man!
posted by stinkrock at 5:43 PM
10 Comments:
In your honor, i am going to drink a lot and stay up late in Europe.
Oh wait, I was doing that anyway...
Open up and Say YEAH!
A toast to your new life, free of bondage and restrictions on your demeanor.
You should really celebrate tonight at Knitting Factory - Art Brut will make you want to rock out!
I knew you could do it!
When I first met you, I remember thinking "Someday, somehow, this man will be divorced."
I expect some X-TREME naughtiness from you in the coming days. X-TREME.
Congrats, Mike!
You know what they say...when you meet the person you are not going to spend the rest of your life with, you just know.
Congrats! Remember, as Lance warned Capt. Willard as he made himself a fake arrow through the head thingy, "They're out there everywhere sir..." Be careful with these women who will prey on your recently divorced ass. They're savages.
Hey Stinkrock,
Look who just became available too...
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05/19/runaway.bride/index.html
She does have some nice fake breasts!
How's your head? You were ready to divorce yourself from further House of Blondes tracking the other night. I wonder if you were confusing your irreconcileable differences.
My head is *killing* me.
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