17 May 2006

DWM

Let the nonsense begin. Call in 'careless' to work, rip up the clothes, tie the pets up in the garage, gulp down a couple ladles of something labeled 'Blind Punch' in hastily-scrawled crayon. My divorce went through.

Who wants to come to a party? It just started 15 minutes ago in my head and will follow me around like a well-trained hound until it gets lost in a rubble somewhere late at night, wrapped in a newspaper. So come on over! I've got clean glasses, enough ice for snow cones, plenty of trash bags, a couple guitars, bail money and a fire escape in case things go awry.

Let me kiss your babies! Put another hole in the kazoo! Let's float the Hudson! Cue the Benny Hill theme song! I'm a free man!

9 Comments:

Blogger Dave Cavalier said...

In your honor, i am going to drink a lot and stay up late in Europe.

Oh wait, I was doing that anyway...

6:37 PM  
Blogger Chrispy said...

I knew you could do it!

When I first met you, I remember thinking "Someday, somehow, this man will be divorced."

I expect some X-TREME naughtiness from you in the coming days. X-TREME.

12:12 PM  
Blogger Museum Hours said...

Congrats, Mike!

2:28 PM  
Blogger Dave Cavalier said...

You know what they say...when you meet the person you are not going to spend the rest of your life with, you just know.

5:21 PM  
Blogger Tony Alva said...

Congrats! Remember, as Lance warned Capt. Willard as he made himself a fake arrow through the head thingy, "They're out there everywhere sir..." Be careful with these women who will prey on your recently divorced ass. They're savages.

12:19 PM  
Blogger Tony Alva said...

Hey Stinkrock,

Look who just became available too...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05/19/runaway.bride/index.html

She does have some nice fake breasts!

12:26 PM  
Blogger Jackson said...

How's your head? You were ready to divorce yourself from further House of Blondes tracking the other night. I wonder if you were confusing your irreconcileable differences.

5:24 PM  
Blogger stinkrock said...

My head is *killing* me.

1:23 PM  
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