DENIRO
I passed Robert DeNiro on my way to the 6 train this morning. It's odd to see anyone his age in my neighborhood, much less someone who's played Satan and had sex with Lisa Bonet all in the same movie.
He's incredibly short. But his head's as big as a hot air balloon and his nose is as big as my face. And he was glaring at me for some reason. What did I ever do to him, except sit through his last 15 years of movies?
He's incredibly short. But his head's as big as a hot air balloon and his nose is as big as my face. And he was glaring at me for some reason. What did I ever do to him, except sit through his last 15 years of movies?
posted by stinkrock at 12:35 PM
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You should have punched him.
When you meet someone famous, try to punch. Then they'll remember you.
Punch, but don't kiss.
Remember, be friendly, but not familiar.
That worked for the Deadhead who was tripping on acid and punched Mick Jagger at Altamont Speedway before the now infamous show. All of it caught on film for "Gimme Shelter".
Might have been Dave Cavalier come to think of it.
He was sizing you up for his new reality show.
http://www.movieweb.com/tv/news/06/11906.php
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