WHY I LOVE SAM ASH
Just got off the phone with some boob. We'll call him Rusty. And for kicks, let's call me Hotcakes:
RUSTY:"Thanks for calling Sam Ash."
HOTCAKES: "Hi - I need to replace the power cord on my Roland RD-100 digital piano.."
RUSTY: "Wow!"
HOTCAKES: "...?"
RUSTY:
ME (er....HOTCAKES): "Uh...?"
RUSTY: "I mean, those are pretty rare."
Wow indeed. So I opted not to spend $1700.00 on the new model of digital piano so I'm facing derision from someone who makes...$9.50/hr? Just a guess. Thanks.
Roland was much more helpful. Eliminate the middleman...
RUSTY:"Thanks for calling Sam Ash."
HOTCAKES: "Hi - I need to replace the power cord on my Roland RD-100 digital piano.."
RUSTY:
HOTCAKES: "...?"
RUSTY:
ME (er....HOTCAKES): "Uh...?"
RUSTY: "I mean, those are pretty rare."
Wow indeed. So I opted not to spend $1700.00 on the new model of digital piano so I'm facing derision from someone who makes...$9.50/hr? Just a guess. Thanks.
Roland was much more helpful. Eliminate the middleman...
posted by stinkrock at 6:34 PM
4 Comments:
Brilliant.
Here's one. Sam Ash, 48th Street. I'll call the clerk "Lance" and myself "Boomer"
Boomer - (holding guitar) I've decided I'd like to buy this Epiphone.
Lance - OK, I'll go get one.
Boomer - no, I'd like to buy THIS one.
Lance - yeah, I'm getting you one still in the box.
Boomer - no, this one I'm holding, the one I've picked out after playing a bunch of them.
Lance - (rolling eyes) uh.... alright, fine.
'Cause God knows it's weird to pick out a guitar and then want to buy that VERY SAME ONE.
10 p/hour get's you ex-con's and soon to be con's.
You just need to know how to play the game!
I like to go in and ask them about some feature in the product like "dynamic balancing."
I'll call the clerk "Baal" and myself "Ginger"
Baal: These Gibley pickups are great. I have them on my own guitar.
Ginger: Really? Don't you miss the dynamic balancing feature?
Baal: These have dyanmic balancing
Ginger: What's dynamic balancing?
It's a hoot if you do it right.
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