POLITICS
Since I went political a few minutes ago, let me go topical-political.
Eliot Spitzer has resigned as the governor of New York State. His replacement is a blind African-American man. I don't follow the news closely, but is it Stevie Wonder? Because that would rock.
Let me, Stinkrock, just say this--Eliot Spitzer is a fraud and a prick. And he's going to lose his marriage, and a lot of money in that settlement.
But here's the good news. Eliot Spitzer is loaded. *Lo-oaded*. He can pay his rightfully pissed-off wife whatever she asks for in reparations & alimony & whatnot.
But after that? Oh, you guessed it--then he can get right back to that hot DC paid-lady '70s salad. Orange jello and mandarin oranges, people. The catbird seat.
You go, Eliot! Politicians are people on the prowl, people to watch!
Eliot Spitzer has resigned as the governor of New York State. His replacement is a blind African-American man. I don't follow the news closely, but is it Stevie Wonder? Because that would rock.
Let me, Stinkrock, just say this--Eliot Spitzer is a fraud and a prick. And he's going to lose his marriage, and a lot of money in that settlement.
But here's the good news. Eliot Spitzer is loaded. *Lo-oaded*. He can pay his rightfully pissed-off wife whatever she asks for in reparations & alimony & whatnot.
But after that? Oh, you guessed it--then he can get right back to that hot DC paid-lady '70s salad. Orange jello and mandarin oranges, people. The catbird seat.
You go, Eliot! Politicians are people on the prowl, people to watch!
posted by stinkrock at 1:26 AM
2 Comments:
As all tales of American corruption and self-destruction must be suffixed with an appropriate "-gate", the editors of Stinkrock should adopt "Tailgate" when referring to the Spitzer scandal. No one else seems to have picked up on that one.
Other headlines I had hoped to see in the NY Post:
Spitz Quitz
The Spitz Hits the Fan
The Spitz Just Keep on Coming
In conclusion, I apologize for my comments here today.
I think Silda Spitzer is a total babe.
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